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    On Sun, May 12, 2013 at 8:53 AM, Eciucha said:

    Why does every wireless provider say that they have the best, fastest, most covered 4G network? Someone’s lying.

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    On Sun, May 12, 2013 at 8:50 AM, Eciucha said:

    If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.

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    On Mon, Apr 29, 2013 at 6:26 PM, Eciucha said:

    I'm not scared of rehab. 90 days in sweatpants, drinking coffee and talking about me all day sounds fantastic.

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    On Mon, Apr 29, 2013 at 6:12 PM, Eciucha said:

    I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.

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    On Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 2:27 PM, Eciucha said:

    I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower on stage.

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    On Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 2:24 PM, Eciucha said:

    It's going to be Drizzy outside today...expect a Lil Wayne.

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